STAY HERE; STAND FIRM (THIS IS A CROSS-THREAD NOW AND I WANT ALL USERS TO SEE THIS MESSAGE)

Kinja'd!!! "Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
08/18/2016 at 20:30 • Filed to: Oppositelock, No Deserting, Senior Weak, Senior Week, Never Back Down, Cross-Thread

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[I’ m opening the doors for any veteran commenters (only) from Gawker and Jezebel so they can take shelter here or be redirected to Powder Room for the time being. While the mods will have to deliberate about whether they’ll give you authorship, the rest of our lot shall willingly star your comments here. The original post follows, with addendum.]

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Univision, Our New Overlords, understand that The Kinjaverse still needs a solid user base. We, Members Of The Kinja Commenting Union, are that solid user base.

If people panic then leave, we’re not gonna be a good business case, and they really will aggressively go for new users because The Kinjaverse has to build up a new core.

So I implore everybody to

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We’re the ones who will rake in new users and retain them. We’re the ones who will oversee their commenting, their takes, their references. We’re the ones who will help them with their problems. We’re the ones who will teach the Way Of The True Shitpost. We’re the ones who will turn filthy tadpoles into decent frogs.

We’re the ones who will serve as the shining monument for every car community site.

We have to stay.

All those who left will have to come back and stay.

THAT’S AN ORDER.


DISCUSSION (89)


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Wheelerguy
08/11/2016 at 11:37

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I was going to stay until they pry my kinja from my cold dead hands.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Wheelerguy
08/11/2016 at 11:37

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I’ll stay if Spiegel stays tbqpfhf


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Wheelerguy
08/11/2016 at 11:39

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I mean, we were going to ban everyone tomorrow anyway.


Kinja'd!!! Azrek > Wheelerguy
08/11/2016 at 11:40

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Can we get authorship to the Cuck?

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/1785111378


Kinja'd!!! crowmolly > Wheelerguy
08/11/2016 at 11:41

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Would you say it’s Order 227 ?


Kinja'd!!! boredalways > Wheelerguy
08/11/2016 at 11:42

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who’s with Wheelerguy!? I am!!!


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > crowmolly
08/11/2016 at 11:42

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Yes, yes it is.


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > Wheelerguy
08/11/2016 at 11:43

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I’m glad someone finally spoke up. The Gawker media properties have no value if they have no authors and no users. While the former is easily replaced, the latter is not. It would be silly for Our New Overlords to shut down the properties they just purchased with the expectation that the users will seamlessly start using their other non-equivalent websites. There’s a reason we are hanging out here instead of at Road & Track, although many of us can be found over there too.

I expect that they will keep the lights on at the big money-makers so they don’t lose the monkeys that click on the ads that bring in that money.


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > For Sweden
08/11/2016 at 11:45

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You’re telling a lie to yourself. I know that you love Maxyenko most of all.


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > Azrek
08/11/2016 at 11:46

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No, because Cigar Lounge is next door.


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > Party-vi
08/11/2016 at 11:46

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*whips you with 20-foot ladder*


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Wheelerguy
08/11/2016 at 11:46

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I gave Max life, but he’s not my child


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
08/11/2016 at 11:46

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We shall need more armament.


Kinja'd!!! Azrek > Wheelerguy
08/11/2016 at 11:47

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Yes, but cigars are dignified. Cuck is the opposite of this!


Kinja'd!!! FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > Azrek
08/11/2016 at 11:47

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Wait, is that satire?


Kinja'd!!! Azrek > FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem
08/11/2016 at 11:48

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I don’t even know any more.


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > For Sweden
08/11/2016 at 11:48

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That’s not what I meant.


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > boredalways
08/11/2016 at 11:51

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boredalways, you shall now be promoted as Fleet Admiral.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > Wheelerguy
08/11/2016 at 11:52

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We are that solid core user base.


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > TheRealBicycleBuck
08/11/2016 at 11:52

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Deserters forget their ability to win a battle.


Kinja'd!!! FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > Azrek
08/11/2016 at 11:53

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Damn, I have the sad suspicion that the plan to bring down the value of Gawker Media will backfire if they insist on keep posting bullshit all day. But what do I know....


Kinja'd!!! Scimitar7 > Wheelerguy
08/11/2016 at 12:19

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“Loved his speeches. Personally prefer to do job and go home.”


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Wheelerguy
08/11/2016 at 12:21

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Nah. I think we’re good.


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
08/11/2016 at 12:24

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Just to check: do we have the Emergency Railgun?


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Wheelerguy
08/11/2016 at 12:27

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Don’t know. I’m not the one in charge of weapons.


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > Wheelerguy
08/11/2016 at 12:32

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By deserting, they’ve already lost.


Kinja'd!!! boredalways > Wheelerguy
08/11/2016 at 12:57

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Thank you, master.

How shall I deal with the non-believers?

Does this please you?

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Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
08/11/2016 at 13:43

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Cold bored hands, more likely, if everyone else is gone - ha!


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Party-vi
08/11/2016 at 13:43

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Well, that’s one way to end it.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
08/11/2016 at 13:46

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I hope there’s still people and it doesn’t turn into a ghost town.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
08/11/2016 at 13:49

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I’m honestly not worried about it. Ziff Davis would be ignorant to not try to hold onto the Jalop/OPPO readers/authors. We might have to put up with advertising over here, and it will be interesting if they decide to keep the Kinja framework and keep maintaining it.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
08/11/2016 at 14:01

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Im pretty sure they’ll keep us around. But even though we bash the FP, a bunch of us probably still read it regularly.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
08/11/2016 at 14:21

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And we’re a great source of front-page content if they use us!

http://oppositeblog.kinja.com/


Kinja'd!!! The Lurktastic Opponaught > Wheelerguy
08/11/2016 at 20:50

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Yes, but we’re still out of ammo.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Wheelerguy
08/15/2016 at 10:57

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As the ATF Director, don’t worry - I’ll be here.


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
08/15/2016 at 11:00

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This is good to know, comrade.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Wheelerguy
08/15/2016 at 11:00

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I’ll bring the booze


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
08/15/2016 at 11:11

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I don’t do alcohol; I’ll pass. I would like ice-cold MILO, though, and a little champagne.


Kinja'd!!! Dave the car guy , still here > Wheelerguy
08/15/2016 at 11:14

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I’m here for the fight. I’m the resident OG and I’m ready to stand firm.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Wheelerguy
08/15/2016 at 11:16

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You’re talking to the wrong department lol

I’ll try and find some ammo for that rail gun you mentioned though


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Party-vi
08/15/2016 at 11:16

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Why wait though?


Kinja'd!!! 404 - User No Longer Available > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
08/15/2016 at 11:19

Kinja'd!!!0

Challenge the Alpha!

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Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
08/15/2016 at 11:20

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i’ll take a beer or 5


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > OPPOsaurus WRX
08/15/2016 at 11:42

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Come on over, it’s waiting for you in the OPPO Fridge


Kinja'd!!! Flat6ForLife, Drives a Flat4 > Wheelerguy
08/15/2016 at 12:14

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I’ll be here till the end. Whenever that may be.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > 404 - User No Longer Available
08/15/2016 at 12:23

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But challenging them will make them want to get rid of us.


Kinja'd!!! Rainbow > Wheelerguy
08/16/2016 at 17:34

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If you stay, I’ll let you see my butt.

If you leave, I’ll make you see my butt.


Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Wheelerguy
08/16/2016 at 17:37

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I don’t intend on going anywhere! :D


Kinja'd!!! Viggen > Wheelerguy
08/16/2016 at 17:48

Kinja'd!!!0

Rambo said it best:


Kinja'd!!! xyzabc > Wheelerguy
08/16/2016 at 17:51

Kinja'd!!!1

Zoltar has spoken.

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Kinja'd!!! Die-Trying > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
08/16/2016 at 18:06

Kinja'd!!!0

is it pointed sticks?????


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Die-Trying
08/16/2016 at 18:07

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No clue. Not my job.


Kinja'd!!! Die-Trying > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
08/16/2016 at 18:10

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the whole not my job thing has a familiar ring to it...........

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Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Die-Trying
08/16/2016 at 18:11

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Hey. You’re the one asking about stuff I already said I know nothing about.


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > boredalways
08/16/2016 at 18:15

Kinja'd!!!1

Are we declaring Martian Law yet?


Kinja'd!!! Die-Trying > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
08/16/2016 at 18:20

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yeah, no worries........... pointed sticks...........


Kinja'd!!! Shift24 > Wheelerguy
08/17/2016 at 09:11

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You cant just order me around

Secretly does what was ordered to do


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Wheelerguy
08/17/2016 at 09:21

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I’ll be in the basement.

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Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > McMike
08/17/2016 at 09:28

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Good.

Over to your right is the world’s first single-person tunneler. It bores a 30ft-diameter hole and is powered by a fusion reactor. I want to to operate it.


Kinja'd!!! OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > McMike
08/17/2016 at 09:56

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As the resident Tennessean and Tennessee Volunteer I support this.

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Kinja'd!!! cazzyodo > Wheelerguy
08/17/2016 at 10:30

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Kinja'd!!! qbeezy > McMike
08/17/2016 at 11:01

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Then we’re truly fucked if that is where our ‘last stand’ is.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
08/17/2016 at 11:05

Kinja'd!!!1

Don’t forget the tobacco and firearms.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > McMike
08/17/2016 at 11:13

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Univision isn’t a Mexican company but I still laughed.


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > Wheelerguy
08/17/2016 at 11:53

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SOMOS EL ESPINAZO DE ESTA COMUNIDAD! Seriously, though, if anything that Gawker does is truly multicultural, it’s CARS.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > For Sweden
08/17/2016 at 12:57

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I know. It fit the “hold this fort.” comment.

I added the flag and the basement reference to make it not seem so serious. I hope the Pee Wee content was not offensive.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > McMike
08/17/2016 at 13:01

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It was not


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Wheelerguy
08/17/2016 at 13:17

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I’m not going anywhere.


Kinja'd!!! pauljones > Party-vi
08/17/2016 at 15:14

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Dibs on banning Dusty. You will not take this one away from me, you thief!!!!

(You can totally ban CVV, though. Just don’t tell him I said that.)


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > pauljones
08/17/2016 at 15:16

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YOU CAN’T HAVE ALL THE BANS PAUL IF WE ARGUE OVER THE BANS THEN WE ARE NO BETTER THAN ANIMALS or at least For Sweden.


Kinja'd!!! pauljones > Party-vi
08/17/2016 at 15:36

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I already offered to split the bans!

You get one, I get two; you get three, I get four.

That is the very definition of teamwork and generosity right there!!!

Until one of us bans the other, that is.

I’ve got my eye on you.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > pauljones
08/17/2016 at 15:40

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quality vs quantity. I know you’re cherry picking the good ones you sneaky fucker


Kinja'd!!! OffkilterPendy > Wheelerguy
08/18/2016 at 13:00

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This groupthink commenter and author aplauds this resolution!


Kinja'd!!! k2b: da man trynta steal mah bloggy!!!!!!! > Wheelerguy
08/18/2016 at 13:29

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We don’t want no Facebook.
We don’t want no Twitter.
We just want our Kinjaverse
To stay out of the shitter.

Seriously, main pages are nice and all but all the best peeps are in the back rooms. Kinja as a system has its perks and could be grown beautifully if cultivated. I love my neighbors here and I love that every subby has a local kind of flavor, not like some massively multihoser socializing game. This is a beautiful place for quiet types who aren’t dead yet either, and I don’t want it to go.


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > Wheelerguy
08/18/2016 at 14:56

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huzzah


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Wheelerguy
08/18/2016 at 20:37

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BURN IT ALL

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Kinja'd!!! tromoly > McMike
08/18/2016 at 20:37

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The passphrase is “Large Marge sent you.”


Kinja'd!!! TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Wheelerguy
08/18/2016 at 20:40

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We stand and fight

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Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > Wheelerguy
08/18/2016 at 20:44

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In light of Univision’s other holdings, perhaps we should be Members Of The Kinja Commenting Union Onion .


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > Wheelerguy
08/18/2016 at 20:50

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I can share this post to several sub blogs, including Groupthink, Clashtalk, Backtalk, ObservationDeck and a few others, if you’d like. Just let me know.

Though I’ve gotta be honest, I dunno how well other community members would feel they’d gel here on Oppo.


Kinja'd!!! Matt Nichelson > OffkilterPendy
08/18/2016 at 21:14

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The way I see it, united we stand or divided we fall. It doesn’t matter if we are actually safe or not. For this moment, we should all stand as one and show the new owners that we are ALL worth keeping around.


Kinja'd!!! OffkilterPendy > Matt Nichelson
08/18/2016 at 21:30

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I agree! I really don't want to lose the sub blogs! And I sometimes like the cross threads too which would be so hard to duplicate if we all get ousted.


Kinja'd!!! Matt Nichelson > OffkilterPendy
08/18/2016 at 21:33

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Exactly. We all come from all walks of life and all interests, and that’s great. That’s what makes us, well, us. By that, we all share the same want to keep the sub blogs going.


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Wheelerguy
08/18/2016 at 22:08

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Will stay, is insane. Staple of Oppo I am (not really, but people know who I am).

A Tadpole from Norway I am.


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > Xyl0c41n3
08/18/2016 at 22:19

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Which is why I went for Powder Room, too. Most of the vets can stay there for a good while. Some, if they fancy going here or have a problem with their car, can show up here.


Kinja'd!!! boredalways > Wheelerguy
08/18/2016 at 22:25

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In time, will you post links to all the other blogs you’ve suggested?


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > Wheelerguy
08/18/2016 at 22:31

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PowderRoom is pretty much dead nowadays. It was Slaybelle’s domain for thoughtful pieces that explored feminism, and she was very, very selective about the authors she allowed there. Slay’s largely stepped away from kinja, AFAIK, and PR has become a wasteland of Weekly Cross Thread posts. But even if it weren’t, I don’t think Slay would want it to be a free for all. (Though I’m hesitant to say that because I don’t want to speak for her).

Again, I'm willing to share this post on every sub-blog I have authorship on, but I think one of the recurring themes I've seen amongst the different communities is a desire to maintain their identities.


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > Xyl0c41n3
08/18/2016 at 22:37

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Knew it.

What I need is a new Kinja site.


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > Wheelerguy
08/18/2016 at 22:44

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nah